This game hasn’t taught me how to play Godori, it’s just taught me that my neopet is a fucking twat >:o
to-the-butt-cave asked: Hey do you remember that day a few years ago when everyone's neopets got turned into asparagus chias for a day? Literally the worst day of my existence.
kartofthekasha asked: This blog makes me want to resurrect my account.
we are running on a soup kitchen budget you fuck be grateful you have anything at all
while we’re on the topic of haters, let me remind you all of the time i got a death threat on neopets
neopets: very kid friendly
look at all that great stuff in there whY DO YOU PICK UP A FUCKING LITTLE SURFBOARD OUT OF ALL THAT STUFF GOD YOU’RE AN IDIOT AND I HATE YOU
♫ in the arms of an angel
Shootout Showdown: Just one more reason to hate Chias.
Expectation:
Reality:
(i made this. i know. legit.)
Do you ever wonder about the giant omelette in Neopia, like
what kinda sick-ass bird laid that egg
it’s got pieces of sausage and pepperoni
carrots and peas and onions
a whole fuckin’ farm up in its uterus
I mean goddamn, poor bird
I just have to give him all my login info. Nice deal!
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Remember when people used to have music playing on their userlookups?
