March 2012
37 posts
5 tags
Mar 1st
55 notes
5 tags
..and steal your neopoints.. and make you sick.. and make you not sleep well/molest you…
Mar 1st
23 notes
4 tags
Mar 1st
11 notes
February 2012
105 posts
4 tags
Feb 29th
113 notes
2 tags
HELP
neopianangst: terradragon: NEOPETS THIS IS INDECENT. One time I saw an ad for becoming an ultrasound technician, illustrated by a pregnant uterus cross-section INCLUDING THE VAGINAL PASSAGE. But it changed before I could screenie :’( well then. I’m glad the site’s family-friendly standards extend to advertisers!
Feb 29th
61 notes
7 tags
Feb 29th
176 notes
2 tags
Feb 29th
26 notes
Anonymous asked: Is it just me or does the ticker on the wheel of Monotony look kinda like a phallus
Feb 29th
5 notes
Anonymous asked: Sooo, if you hate Chias and Lupes love to eat Chias, does that make Lupes your favorite Neopet?
Feb 29th
14 notes
7 tags
A deserted shore stretches along in front of you, but there’s nothing of interest to be found today. Sorry! This is not a winning spin. You wait around for a bit, but nothing seems to happen. Best be on your way. Your hands glow blue for a moment… Awww.. nothing happened :( Curses! The path has lead to a dead end. Perhaps you should try your luck again tomorrow. The...
Feb 28th
191 notes
6 tags
CALM the FUCK down, Chaosfish. Seriously. Someone get him some Ritalin...
Feb 28th
27 notes
11 tags
Feb 27th
57 notes
4 tags
Feb 26th
196 notes
2 tags
Listenstop-n-swop:
Feb 26th
381 notes
Anonymous asked: what is wrong with the "i forgot to feed my neopet for ten years" pic? i've seen it but why is it annoying?
Feb 26th
4 notes
9 tags
some advice:
don’t tell certain people about your neoblog… some people just can’t handle all the awesomeness… socially awkward bruce
Feb 25th
22 notes
3 tags
Ice Cream Machine Glitch
1) open ice cream machine and click play 2) BEFORE ALL THE ICE CREAM SCOOPS LOAD, click end game 3) enjoy your trip :’) 
Feb 25th
53 notes
4 tags
Feb 24th
402 notes
5 tags
Feb 24th
42 notes
5 tags
Feb 24th
143 notes
6 tags
me: why is this getting notes" *le looks* "oh, fuckyouneopia reblogged it.
neopianpsychopath: That is the answer for everything.
neopianpsychopath: Because fuckyouneopia
Feb 24th
14 notes
1 tag
it makes me laugh so hard when random people...
neopianangst: and just casually tag it #neopets and probably don’t even look at what lies beneath omg i know. its so annoying.
Feb 23rd
21 notes
4 tags
I just remembered that one time when I was like 9...
thatssoneopets: WHY WAS I SUCH A DUMB IDIOT BACK THEN,WHYYYYY???? this. is. hilarious.
Feb 23rd
19 notes
3 tags
I've come to accept the fact that I am not getting...
neopetsfanatic:
Feb 23rd
60 notes
7 tags
fuck this bitch
she loves chias
Feb 23rd
29 notes
4 tags
Feb 22nd
83 notes
2 tags
Feb 22nd
245 notes
Anonymous asked: Are- you- really staff?
Feb 22nd
9 notes
4 tags
story of everyone's lives
Feb 22nd
20 notes
aatropos asked: if you're staff can I suck your dick for fountain faerie quests and rare items wINK WINK
Feb 22nd
16 notes
4 tags
i think there’s some glass in my food. oh, waiter!
Feb 21st
4 notes
Anonymous asked: what's TNT?
Feb 21st
29 notes
3 tags
TNT will touch you in your sleep.
Feb 21st
46 notes
5 tags
Feb 19th
163 notes
hellyeakpokemon asked: Happy Chia day ;D
Feb 19th
2 notes
4 tags
Lets make this girl the most reblogged picture on...
Feb 18th
167 notes
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YO MAMA'S SO DUMB...
…she used a Fountain Faerie Quest to paint her chia yellow.
Feb 18th
139 notes
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about tomorrow being Chia Day?
Feb 17th
10 notes
Anonymous asked: why do you play neopets if you call it hell and say fuck it
Feb 17th
62 notes
1 tag
Feb 17th
582 notes
1 tag
Feb 17th
3,112 notes
4 tags
Feb 16th
183 notes
5 tags
Feb 16th
6 notes
3 tags
ok, clearly a chia told the fountain faerie to ignore me. rude.
Feb 16th
10 notes
7 tags
Feb 15th
38 notes
2 tags
very sick with stomach flu i’ll come back soon :(
Feb 15th
5 notes
Anonymous asked: FUCK YOU BRO I LOVE CHIAS.
Feb 14th
16 notes
2 tags
browsing the neotag...
and everyone seems to be obsessed with neopets & dicks
Feb 14th
17 notes
7 tags
Feb 14th
51 notes
4 tags
Feb 14th
79 notes