March 2012
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..and steal your neopoints.. and make you sick.. and make you not sleep well/molest you…
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February 2012
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HELP
neopianangst:
terradragon:
NEOPETS THIS IS INDECENT.
One time I saw an ad for becoming an ultrasound technician, illustrated by a pregnant uterus cross-section INCLUDING THE VAGINAL PASSAGE. But it changed before I could screenie :’(
well then. I’m glad the site’s family-friendly standards extend to advertisers!
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Anonymous asked: Is it just me or does the ticker on the wheel of Monotony look kinda like a phallus
Anonymous asked: Sooo, if you hate Chias and Lupes love to eat Chias, does that make Lupes your favorite Neopet?
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A deserted shore stretches along in front of you, but there’s nothing of interest to be found today.
Sorry! This is not a winning spin.
You wait around for a bit, but nothing seems to happen. Best be on your way.
Your hands glow blue for a moment… Awww.. nothing happened :(
Curses! The path has lead to a dead end. Perhaps you should try your luck again tomorrow.
The...
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CALM the FUCK down, Chaosfish.
Seriously. Someone get him some Ritalin...
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Anonymous asked: what is wrong with the "i forgot to feed my neopet for ten years" pic? i've seen it but why is it annoying?
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some advice:
don’t tell certain people about your neoblog… some people just can’t handle all the awesomeness…
socially awkward bruce
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Ice Cream Machine Glitch
1) open ice cream machine and click play 2) BEFORE ALL THE ICE CREAM SCOOPS LOAD, click end game 3) enjoy your trip :’)
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me: why is this getting notes" *le looks* "oh, fuckyouneopia reblogged it.
neopianpsychopath: That is the answer for everything.
neopianpsychopath: Because fuckyouneopia
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it makes me laugh so hard when random people...
neopianangst:
and just casually tag it #neopets and probably don’t even look at what lies beneath
omg i know. its so annoying.
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I just remembered that one time when I was like 9...
thatssoneopets:
WHY WAS I SUCH A DUMB IDIOT BACK THEN,WHYYYYY????
this. is. hilarious.
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I've come to accept the fact that I am not getting...
neopetsfanatic:
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fuck this bitch
she loves chias
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Anonymous asked: Are- you- really staff?
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story of everyone's lives
aatropos asked: if you're staff can I suck your dick for fountain faerie quests and rare items wINK WINK
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i think there’s some glass in my food.
oh, waiter!
Anonymous asked: what's TNT?
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TNT will touch you in your sleep.
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hellyeakpokemon asked: Happy Chia day ;D
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Lets make this girl the most reblogged picture on...
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YO MAMA'S SO DUMB...
…she used a Fountain Faerie Quest to paint her chia yellow.
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about tomorrow being Chia Day?
Anonymous asked: why do you play neopets if you call it hell and say fuck it
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ok, clearly a chia told the fountain faerie to ignore me. rude.
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very sick with stomach flu
i’ll come back soon :(
Anonymous asked: FUCK YOU BRO I LOVE CHIAS.
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browsing the neotag...
and everyone seems to be obsessed with neopets & dicks
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