The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam and Skeith.

fuckyouneopia:

A deserted shore stretches along in front of you, but there’s nothing of interest to be found today.

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Sorry! This is not a winning spin.

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You wait around for a bit, but nothing seems to happen. Best be on your way.

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Your hands glow blue for a moment… Awww.. nothing happened…

monster-cheese:

bowlingforsoup:

me and my neopets are getting so fucked up tonight

hahahahhaha omg

monster-cheese:

bowlingforsoup:

me and my neopets are getting so fucked up tonight

hahahahhaha omg

ridiculous-tiger:

i’m actually a mean republican man when i play neopets

  • why can’t i go to the soup kitchen just because i have 100,000 neopoints i doNt WANNA BUY FOOD
  • now you’re sick with the sneezles and you want my hard earned neopoints to pay for your treatments? shouldn’t have gone…

neorenny:

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if this isn’t the best name for an item ever then i don’t know what’s wrong with you

acaralarm:

tragically beautiful

so is my blog </3

acaralarm:

tragically beautiful

so is my blog </3

krawkward:

theswampghoul:

how much can one hint that their character is a flaming homosexual without getting a warning on neopets

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ridiculous-tiger:

i’m actually a mean republican man when i play neopets

  • why can’t i go to the soup kitchen just because i have 100,000 neopoints i doNt WANNA BUY FOOD
  • now you’re sick with the sneezles and you want my hard earned neopoints to pay for your treatments? shouldn’t have gone bobbing for apples
  • hehehe i’m gonna keep refreshing the giving tree and take food from poor people
  • yeah i have an offshore neopets account i funnel neopoints through

i’m the mitt romney of neopets

neopianangst:

i found you

neopianangst:

i found you

my petpet turned into this picture of some random guy on my friends facebook and im just really confused

my petpet turned into this picture of some random guy on my friends facebook and im just really confused

yoonikawrn:

I do not want to find my asian lady I just want some neopoints

yoonikawrn:

I do not want to find my asian lady I just want some neopoints

neopianangst:

also i just found this and now i’m laughing really hard do u remember justin made this for us and originally jess was facing the other way but i made him change it so that she was groping my aisha

omg

neopianangst:

also i just found this and now i’m laughing really hard do u remember justin made this for us and originally jess was facing the other way but i made him change it so that she was groping my aisha

omg

If you're ever playing KQ and you win, but have the least amount of NPS, you'll get a shit prize almost 99% of the time. Just FYI. :)
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